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A joke or a true story about 健忘 ?
2015/01/15 02:47
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Somehow people, especially the aged, may have a mind like a sieve. Still, as long as a bad memory hasnt become amnesia, or even worse, Alzheimers disease, I think we can regard such a bad memory, like the one attached below, as a joke. 

How can we avoid those dreadful diseases hitting us when we are getting older and older?   I guess using your brain more often and breaking the habit of being idle may work.  Thats why Ive been doing my best to write something and take a walk every day. 

To live, to age, to ail, and to die are inevitable things to all of us.  But if you can keep out of the affliction of ailing, youll be the luckiest guy in the world.  May you all have a healthy life!   

QTE

After a meeting several days ago, I couldnt find my keys. I quickly gave myself a personal "TSA Pat Down." (Retiredbum notes: she did a thorough search on herself, from head to heel.) They werent in my pockets.  Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the cars ignition. Hes afraid that the car could be stolen. As I looked around the parking lot, I realized he was right. The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location and confessed that I had left my keys in the car and that it had been stolen. Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband: "I left my keys in the car and its been stolen."There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard his voice. "Are you kidding me?" he barked, "I dropped you off!" Now it was my turn to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop that I didnt steal your damn car!"

Welcome to the golden years..............UNQTE

   

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1樓. pearlz (民進黨抹黑霸凌WHO )
2015/01/15 20:07
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我覺得人的腦容量記憶空間有限,小時候,年輕時候,壯年時候,一點一點的累積,到了一段時候,空間滿了,新的事情就存不進,所以很快就會忘記。

這個笑話裏類似情況,我好像也發生過。所以我不覺得特別好笑。

你最近是不是覺得有記憶的困擾啊?

我自己現在不太會刻意去記住什麼,能記就記,不能記就算了。所以我對出國很頭痛,回來很多事情根本記不住。所以我出國整理行李很緊張,要計畫把東西放在哪裡,匆忙的放,一定會忘。小心的計畫,也會忘。很頭疼。


I've encountered similiar situation as you did. No matter how I scruplously checked the stuff I brought when packing my suitcase before leaving for airports, there must have something I forgot to bring with me. Okay, how about a checklist beforehand? It didn't help much either because I would likewise forgot writing down some items on the list. Retiredbum2015/01/16 05:37回覆