Two Chinese secretaries met each other one day.


Secretary A told secretary B:

"This morning I went to a company to set up computer software for

a foreign manager.

I asked the manager who looked like a decent man with a good taste

'What password are you going to use?'  This well-mannered

 American responded without any hesitation, “penis.”

Therefore, I typed “PENIS,” as he wished.

In a second, the monitor showed, 'Password rejected. Not long enough.'

I then turned my head to him, 'Sorry, Sir, your penis is not long enough.' ”