當你/妳在某場合鼓掌時，突然冒出一個陌生人、將手伸入你雙掌之間、並自顧自拉著你猛握手不放，那是什麼感覺？如果前者是女性、後者是男性，更顯得突兀、無禮。
勉為其難握了手，陌生人還一手環攬妳腰背、要求妳轉身併肩合影留念，可就更尷尬了。電視新聞一播再播整個過程，令人噴飯加羞赧。
行走商場，常見生意人掛一張與某某政要之合照，似乎欲以添光彩與公信力。如果上面還有題字「XXX 惠存」更是「倍顯尊榮」？兩岸都很像，這招到了海峽彼岸更是發揮得淋漓盡致，無論台商陸商，老闆辦公室不放幾張政要合照就好像缺了什麼。某次至一所謂「深綠」企業老闆大陸辦公室、赫見掛滿與中共眾中央大員合照，老闆則笑稱『辟邪、辟邪...』。收到某友人寄來新編印之公司簡介更絕，二十頁小冊，十八頁全是「領導蒞廠參觀圖」，翻到封底才知道公司產品項目範圍...
小島的「37 小時環遊半球」總統總算握到了美國第一夫人的手、且「因緣際會」巧妙博得一張合照。不過，被「突襲」的蘿拉‧布希可能至今也搞不清楚發生了什麼事(小島總統的英文咸信深奧到無人能懂)。
島民過去幾年見慣假外交之名、拼內政之實，恐怕也沒什麼意外。可是總統先生這怪招實在令人感覺似一市儈在攀附高官，也有失國際禮儀。不知道這張相片要掛在哪裡？是用來辟邪還是自己欣賞？
2006‧05
7樓.2006/05/15 12:49噗ㄘ.....原來大總統還
真的幹了這檔事ㄦ
返台途中，經友人轉述
原本小寶偶還不大相信溜
難道真滴素迷航太久，ㄚ暈機了嗎??
ㄚ人家又不認識您，況且又是女性
加上大總統您才剛被她老公甩了好幾個巴掌兼踹了好幾腳
ㄚ還好意思去摸摸人家太座那雙好冷的小手??
只能縮...........大總統的推理邏輯真是高深莫測ㄚ
難道素~~自卑所造成的自傲??
6樓. Bostonian2006/05/14 18:35Cover Up
“A diplomatic victory?” A victory over what??? The handshake, the secretive journey, or being able to visit
Libya At the end, he still tried to cover up.
Wake up, President. "Hitting the Wall" was all you brought home.
It was not worth any penny of your tax money.
5樓. 網中來人唐門代霖是也2006/05/13 16:56just sad,too
all my friends feel insulted for this ridiculous trip!!!
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4樓. scubagolfer2006/05/12 11:39No problem
Bostonian: No problem at all. If I didn't want anyone to respond to this article, I would have turned off the response function when I posted the article. Since I didn't do so, it simply means that the thread welcomes all responses.
Lucky you... I guess you didn't have to pay any Taxes in Taiwan? As for us who reside here in Taiwan, this Absurd Trip is actually paid by our hard-earned $$$ ...
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3樓. Bostonian2006/05/12 08:08Just Sad
Dear Scrubgolfer:
Let me apologize first for posting this message on your Blog without your permission. I was born in
Taiwan Boston Taiwan Taiwan ) It is just so absurd, sad, and pathetic that we have a leader like this.Bostonian
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2樓. Bostonian2006/05/12 08:05After Laura returned to the US….
“How was the trip?” asked Bush.
“Good. Just a jerk… jumped on my face from nowhere and said something like “I am A-Ben” and “disrespect” or “respect” … couldn’t really understand his English… at first I thought he was a terrorist, but after he wanted to take a picture with me and put his hands on me, I knew he’s a jerk.…do you know him? I heard he is the president of
Taiwan. Unbelievable! Where is the manner?” said Laura. “Sorry, honey, I should have warmed you about this guy… that’s right, he is the Taiwanese president… crazy and no creditability at all…. Before I thought he was just a politician a**hole, now I know he is a totally a jerk…. He really humiliate Taiwan for what he did, … no wonder China wants to keep him in Taiwan…You know what.. if I am Hu I will immediately announce that Taiwan is an independent country and Taiwanese is not Chinese... God! How did they elect him to be their president?... and not just once…twice!!!… I tell you what… something wrong… something terribly wrong in
Taiwan.” (To be continued) 
1樓. CATT2006/05/11 09:06華府流傳：為何和龜媽媽握手 ??
以後遇到奠弘儀夫人，吳果凍夫人，肖美琴，無旦如 等.........................女士。都可抓手來握哦 ! 甚至親臉頰哦 ! 因為他們都不認為有違國際禮儀。
大劃新聞中的叩應，都是衰肖，衰肖，幹譙，幹譙，你一言，我一句。流岷叫獸語調 ! 所以 "本士化" 才是王道。貼近選民啦 !
記得以後要趁機吃豆腐 ! 放心 ! 不算性騷擾啦 ! " 本土禮儀 ' 啦 !!
