在選美決賽時主考問了一道急智问题：

In a beauty pageant the chief judge asked the finalists a witty question to which quick reaction is needed:

--裙子與鳥籠的不同之處？-

What is the difference between a skirt and a birdcage?

得季軍的回答：

裙子裡沒有鳥、而鳥籠裡有鳥。

The answer from the lady winning the third place was, "Theres no birdie in the skirt, but there is one in the cage." 

得亞軍的回答：
女人穿的是裙子、而男人穿上裙子就成了鳥籠。

The answer from the runner-up was, " Skirts are for women, but they become birdcages when men are wearing them."

猜猜看…冠軍如何回答…?

冠軍的這樣回答：
打開鳥籠，鳥會飛出去，而打開裙子，鳥會飛進來！

Guess how did the crown-winner reply to the question?  Her reply was like this, "When you open up the cage, the birdie will fly away; when you lift up the skirt, the birdie will fly in."