As I've Matured...
當我長大之後...
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in...
我了解到你無法強逼別人來愛你,你只能暗戀他們，讓他們驚慌而就擒
I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.
我了解到一個美妙的轉折往往換來一片茫然
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just
jackasses.
我了解到不管我多在乎,有些人就仍是個不解風情的傻瓜
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
我了解到信任需要好幾年的時間,但無端的懷疑可瞬間摧毀一切
I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
我了解到即使是倒楣事也難有周全之處
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others -
they are more screwed up than you think.
我了解到你無需跟別人比較,因為--他們比你想像的更糟
I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
我了解到失望就如同沒有熱忱的怒氣一樣
I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off.
我了解到努力的重點在於過程不在於結果
I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.
我了解到即使早已沒事了，你還是可無病呻吟。
I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.
我了解到寧願不要為小事心煩，也不要為心煩的事生氣。
I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back.
我了解到過去就像(揮之不去的)徵菌一樣，總會再回來。
I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
我了解到歲月總為成熟付出很大的代價
I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.
我了解到我不再為瘋狂而苦，而甘之如飴。
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do,
unless we are celebrities.
我了解到除非我們是名人,否則我們對自己做的事都得負責
I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural
stupidity.
我了解到人工智慧難以跟天生的愚蠢匹敵
I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working
in your house, one of your kids did it
我了解到發現家裡有些東西壞掉時，有99%肯定是你其中一個孩子搞的
I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.
我了解到瘋狂跟天才只有一線之隔
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
我了解到這輩子你最在乎的人，總是匆匆離開，而最不重要的人總黏在身邊
And the real pains in the ass are permanent.
真正的痛苦總永遠跟在屁股後面
Pass this along to 5 friends...trust me, they'll appreciate it.
把這些傳給至少5個朋友,相信我,他們會感激你的.
Who knows,maybe something good will happen. If not...tough!
誰知道?或許好事情會發生,但沒有...又何妨!
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