There is no such thing as a dangerous woman; there are only susceptible men.
世間無毒婦，只有多情男。
Marriage: a woman’s hair net tangled in a man’s spectacles on top of the bedroom dresser.
結婚─就是女人的髮網和男人的眼鏡糾結在梳妝台上。
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
生命的煩惱處是美女太多，時間太少。
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
付前妻贍養費，一如給死馬買燕麥。
In Genesis it says that it is not good for a man to be alone, but sometimes it is a great relief.
舊約創世紀說，男人獨居不好，但有時獨居讓男人如釋重負。
Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last.
男人已將最後一吻拋諸腦後，女人猶緬懷初吻。
A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
情人是一瓶酒，老婆卻只是一個酒瓶。
When poverty comes in at the door, love flies out of the window.
貧窮從門口進來，愛情從窗口飛去。
He that marries for wealth sells his liberty.
為財富而結婚，不啻出售自己的自由。
Hasty love, soon cold.
愛得快，冷得也快。
Honeymoon: the time during which the bride believes the bridegroom’s word of honour.
蜜月：就是新娘相信新郎以信譽擔保諾言的時期。
I am thinking about taking a fifth wife; why not Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.
我考慮娶第五個妻子，有何不可？所羅門王後宮佳麗一千，人家還是智慧的代名詞。
The reason lovers are never weary of each other is because they are always talking about themselves.
情人相看兩不厭，是因為他們總是聊自個兒的事。
Women are not virtuous but they have given us the idea of virtue.
女人並不貞節，但她們提供我們貞節的觀念。
She was completely unmanned by the loss of her husband.
她因為失去丈夫而失魂落魄。
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
人生的苦惱在於美女太多，時間太少。
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty, and a life from a luxury into a necessity.
婚姻是一樁奇蹟，親吻從樂趣化為義務，生活從奢侈品化為必需品。
In a dissension between a man and a wife, that one is in the right who has the most friends.
夫妻反目，誰的朋友多誰有理。
Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
女人是讓人愛的，不是讓人理解的。
Probably a widower enjoys a second wife as much as a widow enjoys her husband’s life insurance.
鰥夫喜歡第二任妻子，或許一如寡婦喜歡亡夫的人壽保險。
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