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English Joke -- The Four Parachutes
2010/02/19 01:10
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The Four Parachutes
A pilot and four passengers were flying in an airplane. The passengers were the president of the United States, a university professor, an old man, and a student. All of a sudden, the plane began to fall. The pilot said to the passengers, "I'm sorry, but there are only four parachutes for five of us." Then the pilot took a parachute and jumped.
     "I am the most important man in the country," said the president of the United States. "I must live!" He took a parachute and jumped.
     "I am the most intelligent man in the country," said the unversity profesor. " I must live!" He took a parachute and jumped.
     The old man said to the student, "You take the last parachute, son, I am an old man, and I had a good live. I am ready to die.
     "It is OK" said the student. "There are two parachutes left."
     "That's impossible!" said the old man. "There were only four parachutes for the five of us."
     "That's right" said the student.
     "Because the most intelligent man in the country jumped out of the airplane with my backpack."

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這個笑話讓我想起了台灣版的笑話
有一天,馬英九邀起李登輝陳水扁到台北市上空巡視,直升機在台北市上空盤旋。
       李登輝從口袋裡拿出100元鈔票,丟出窗外說,今天有一位幸運的市民,可以得到我的恩澤。
       陳水扁不甘示弱的拿出了兩個50元,丟出窗外說,我這樣可以造福兩位同胞。
       馬英九早有準備,推出了100個一元硬幣,緩緩的灑向天空,對兩位前總統說,我們要達到均富,讓更多人得到幸福。
       這時候,飛行員回頭對他們三位說,如果能把三位丟出窗外,那才是全民歡騰。
聽說,只要是民主國家,好像都有這一類的笑話,呵

    


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3樓. Luna小主萬福金安
2011/03/09 12:20
美國降落傘..............
美國降落傘笑話有不同版本, 譏笑小布希, 西拉蕊的都有, 非常好笑, 比台灣總統丟錢版本更爆笑.
2樓. 瓜牛 - 陸戰隊日記
2010/04/25 14:09
跳傘
有了傘還不一定會用呢!
1樓. 加華作協希望文坊
2010/03/03 09:42
you missed the "four"
"I'm sorry, but there are only ^parachutes for five of us."
Thank you for that, my friend.

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