徵人廣告:

急需一位腦外科實習生越快越好！我剛剛被醫生確定患有腦部腫瘤，醫生說我只有3個月的生命，除非我馬上進行腦部手術。

這是一個沒錢賺的手術工作，但在您執行手術時將獲得敝人的推薦和免費零食。這是一個很好的工作機會與實習方式來建立起你個人經驗的簡歷，又能通過我的推荐網絡來為其他也需要免費手術的人服務。如果你做得很好，而我還活著，你有可能將會得到未來一些有錢賺的其他手術機會！

如果你自備有手術和麻醉工具，這必然是一個加分而入圍最後錄取的名單之中。
請你應徵時附上所有曾經執行過的手術之相關鏈結，一份大學成績單，及一份您的醫學院入學考試的成績。

如果你是真正嚴肅面對這份工作的人 請回應。你必須是一個團隊型的人，且也有自己的車子。

From: Craigslist       Date: 2009-07-16, 3:47PM EDT        Location: Atlanta


Need a Brain Surgery Intern ASAP! I have just been diagnosed with a
brain tumor and the doctor says that I only have 3 months to live
unless I have brain surgery. This is an unpaid operation, but you will
receive credit and snacks while you are operating. This is a good way
to build up your resume by networking with others who need free
surgery. If you do a good job, and I live, this may lead to future PAID
surgeries!

If you have your own surgery tools and anesthesia, that is a plus and you move to the front of the line.


Please respond with a link to all of the operations that you have
performed, transcripts from the universities that you attended, and a
copy of your MCAT scores.


Please only respond if you are SERIOUS. You must be a team player and have your own car.




***後記 : 如果你是真正嚴肅面對這份文章的人 請回應。