關於男人的笑話

其一：促銷活動

一家航空公司為男士商人特別推出了「買你的票，免費送你妻子的票」的促銷活動，推出後非常成功，該公司發信給所有的妻子問行程滿意度。

所有的回覆都相同：“什麼行程？”

其二：新的SIM卡

女子將新買的SIM卡放在她的電話中，並決定給坐在客廳沙發上的丈夫一個驚喜。她去廚房用新的號碼，打電話給她的丈夫，媚聲到：“你好，親愛的。”

丈夫低聲回覆：“親愛的，待會我再回妳電話，那笨女人正在廚房裡。”

其三：媳婦發的短訊

媳婦發給婆婆的短訊：“親愛的婆婆，請不要指導我如何教導我的兒子，我正和你的兒子一起生活，他有很大的改進空間。”

其四：夢中說話

一位女士對醫生說：“我的丈夫有夢中說話的習慣，我該如何幫他治好？”

醫生：“在他清醒時，給他說話的機會。”

其五：自然災害

沒有人教火山如何爆發漫延、海嘯如何震怒摧毀、颶風如何漩渦破壞，也沒有人教一個男人如何選擇妻子‧‧‧自然災害只是碰巧發生。

其六：需要休息

醫生：“這位太太，這是一些安眠藥，你的丈夫需要安靜和休息。”

妻子：“醫生，那我應該什麼時候給他吃？”

醫生：“那是給你吃的！”

1.    A Special Package for Businessmen. 
An Airline introduced a special package for Business men. 
Buy your ticket; get your wife's ticket free. 
After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how the trip was. 
All of them gave the same reply..."What trip?" 

2.    New SIM to surprise her husband 
Woman buys a new Sim Card.  Puts it in her phone and decides to surprise her husband who is seated on the couch in the Living room. 
She goes to the kitchen, calls her husband with the new number: 
"Hello Darling." 
The husband responds in a low tone: 
"Let me call you back later Honey, the stupid woman is in the kitchen. 

3.    Cool message by a wife 
"Dear Mother-in-law, 
Please don't teach me how to handle my children, I'm living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvements." 

4.    Habit of talking in sleep 
A lady talks to doctor: My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it? 
Dr: Give him an opportunity to speak when he is awake. 

5.    NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN 
Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt, tsunamis to devastate, hurricanes to swirl around & no one teaches a man how to choose a wife. 
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN. 

6.    Your husband needs rest 
Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace, so here are some sleeping pills. 
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him? 

Doctor: They are for you!

7.    Throwing knives at wife's picture 
Husband was throwing knives at his wife’s picture. 
All were missing the target! 
Suddenly he received call from her "Hi, what are you doing?" 
His honest reply, "MISSING YOU."