笑話：羅曼蒂克

一對老夫老妻終於學會用手機發送和接收短信(這點比大俠行)。有一天，老婆與朋友在外面喝咖啡，仍有一顆浪漫心的她，決定發短信給她的丈夫。

她的短信：

如果你正在睡覺，請給我你的夢想。

如果你正在笑，請給我你的笑容。

如果你正在哭，請給我你的眼淚。

如果你正在吃飯，請分我一口飯。

如果你正在喝飲料，請分我喝一口。

我愛你。

丈夫是一個沒有廢話的傢伙，回了短信(名副其實的短呀)：

我正在上廁所，請忠告。

A senior-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones.  The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend.

She texted:

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are crying, send me your tears.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
I love you.

The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:

I'm on the toilet.  Please advise.