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“The Republic of Human Ore”《人礦共和國》
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《人礦共和國》
歡迎來到人礦共和國,
這裡資源豐富,產量穩定,
礦主是我們偉大的黨媽。
黨媽愛我們,
愛到願意親手挖出我們的心臟,
愛到不讓我們浪費多餘的腎臟、眼角膜、骨髓……
因為「資源不能閒置」,
每一個器官,都有它的光榮去處。
黨媽告訴我們——
沉默是礦石的最高品質,
所以民不聊天,
因為聊天會增加雜質。
不說話的人,器官更新得更快。
我們的戶口就是礦編號,
監控鏡頭是礦井燈,
手機裡的健康碼是採礦許可證。
當數據變紅,
礦車就會準時開到你家門口,
載走你那健康、可再利用的零件。
黨媽每天在全國廣播:
「人人都是礦,人人都是資源!」
小學課本教導:
「心臟要為祖國跳動,腎臟要為黨媽排毒。」
我們懂事地把血型、DNA、器官相容性
上交給黨媽備案,
以備國家需要。
礦井深處沒有陽光,
但有永不斷電的口號:
「熱愛黨媽,就要奉獻自己最後一顆細胞!」
在這片土地上,
死亡不是終點,
而是礦物再分配的開始。
“The Republic of Human Ore”
Welcome to the Republic of Human Ore,
a land rich in resources, stable in output,
where our glorious Mother Party is the mine owner.
Mother Party loves us,
loves us so much she’s willing to dig out our hearts by hand,
loves us enough not to let our kidneys, corneas, bone marrow go to waste...
Because “Resources must never be idle,”
and every organ has its glorious destination.
Mother Party tells us—
Silence is the highest grade of ore,
so the people do not chat,
because chatting adds impurities.
Those who keep silent renew their organs faster.
Our household registration is our mining ID number,
the surveillance cameras are the mine lamps,
the health code on our phones is our mining permit.
When the data turns red,
the mining truck arrives right at your doorstep,
to collect your healthy, reusable spare parts.
Every day, Mother Party broadcasts nationwide:
“Everyone is ore, everyone is a resource!”
Primary school textbooks teach:
“Your heart should beat for the Motherland,
your kidneys should detoxify for Mother Party.”
We dutifully hand in our blood type, DNA, and organ compatibility
for Mother Party’s records—
ready for when the nation calls.
There is no sunlight deep in the mine,
but the slogans never go dark:
“If you love Mother Party,
you must dedicate even your last cell!”
In this land,
death is not the end,
but the beginning of mineral redistribution.
歡迎來到人礦共和國,
這裡資源豐富,產量穩定,
礦主是我們偉大的黨媽。
黨媽愛我們,
愛到願意親手挖出我們的心臟,
愛到不讓我們浪費多餘的腎臟、眼角膜、骨髓……
因為「資源不能閒置」,
每一個器官,都有它的光榮去處。
黨媽告訴我們——
沉默是礦石的最高品質,
所以民不聊天,
因為聊天會增加雜質。
不說話的人,器官更新得更快。
我們的戶口就是礦編號,
監控鏡頭是礦井燈,
手機裡的健康碼是採礦許可證。
當數據變紅,
礦車就會準時開到你家門口,
載走你那健康、可再利用的零件。
黨媽每天在全國廣播:
「人人都是礦,人人都是資源!」
小學課本教導:
「心臟要為祖國跳動,腎臟要為黨媽排毒。」
我們懂事地把血型、DNA、器官相容性
上交給黨媽備案,
以備國家需要。
礦井深處沒有陽光,
但有永不斷電的口號:
「熱愛黨媽,就要奉獻自己最後一顆細胞!」
在這片土地上,
死亡不是終點,
而是礦物再分配的開始。
“The Republic of Human Ore”
Welcome to the Republic of Human Ore,
a land rich in resources, stable in output,
where our glorious Mother Party is the mine owner.
Mother Party loves us,
loves us so much she’s willing to dig out our hearts by hand,
loves us enough not to let our kidneys, corneas, bone marrow go to waste...
Because “Resources must never be idle,”
and every organ has its glorious destination.
Mother Party tells us—
Silence is the highest grade of ore,
so the people do not chat,
because chatting adds impurities.
Those who keep silent renew their organs faster.
Our household registration is our mining ID number,
the surveillance cameras are the mine lamps,
the health code on our phones is our mining permit.
When the data turns red,
the mining truck arrives right at your doorstep,
to collect your healthy, reusable spare parts.
Every day, Mother Party broadcasts nationwide:
“Everyone is ore, everyone is a resource!”
Primary school textbooks teach:
“Your heart should beat for the Motherland,
your kidneys should detoxify for Mother Party.”
We dutifully hand in our blood type, DNA, and organ compatibility
for Mother Party’s records—
ready for when the nation calls.
There is no sunlight deep in the mine,
but the slogans never go dark:
“If you love Mother Party,
you must dedicate even your last cell!”
In this land,
death is not the end,
but the beginning of mineral redistribution.
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