諾貝爾的通關密語

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望穿秋水難獲芳心,

心急不如採取行動;

川習普丁開誠布公,

聯袂同行合縱連橫;

先德黑蘭再赴基輔,

不入虎穴焉得和平;

放下屠刀立地成佛,

和平獎就在川掌心.

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Here is a translation of the poem into English, capturing its rhythm, satirical tone, and political references:

Nobels Password

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Longing in vain to win a maiden’s heart,

Far better take the lead and play your part.

Leaders bare their souls and clear the air,

Walking hand in hand, a grand affair.

First to Tehran, then to Kyiv’s gate,

No peace is won without a daring fate.

Lay down the butchers knife, attain your grace,

The Nobel Prize rests right in Trump’s embrace.

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