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你媽怎麼叫我的?
2007/07/07 03:29
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A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to

clean it, prepare it, and serve the deer meat for dinner.

 He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it if
they know what it is, so he doesn't tell them.
 His little boy keeps asking him, "What's for dinner dad?"
 "You'll see", he replies.
They start eating dinner and his daughter keeps asking
him what they are eating.

 "Ok", says her dad, "Here's a hint.   It's what your
 mother sometimes calls me." 

His daughter screams..."Don't eat it, Jimmy.....It's a
 fucking asshole...!!!"

這位爸爸想暗示,媽媽叫爸爸[親愛的] (Dear,和鹿Deer同音),

想不到,兒女記得的是罵人的粗話.


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1樓. niki在斯里蘭卡
2007/07/09 18:44
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