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別人是
住洋房點秋香
我卻是
住雅房點蚊香
在台灣，政府沒有能力保障每個國民不會被殺，
但卻能保障每個國民殺人後不會被判死刑😔
高壓線下的麥子
高壓線下的麥子長得比周邊好，專家發現很興奮，於是申請了一個科研課題：高壓線與麥子生長的關係。課題批准後，專家帶了一個團隊，測量高壓線麥田週邊電磁場等各種數據。
一行人各種折騰，把農戶的麥子都踩壞了，農戶很心疼，向專家索賠。專家說：你這點麥子與科研成果比，根本不算什麼？
農民氣憤的對專家說：這點破事還申請專利研究半天！早點問我就一句話的事！高壓線下的麥子長得好，因為是上面的鳥多，鳥拉的屎多，你蹶個屁股研究半天高壓線，還不如研究鳥拉屎！
為何繞境都是媽祖?
關公、城隍爺從來不會出巡
原因是媽祖是女生要出門採購，才能照顧各行各業的生意！
Paul Simon Sound of Silence Ground Zero 9/11 HD
Hello darkness, my old friend
Ive come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence
In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone
Neath the halo of a street lamp
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence
And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more
People talking without speaking
People hearing without listening
People writing songs that voices never share
And no one dared
Disturb the sound of silence
"Fools", said I, "You do not know
Silence like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you"
But my words, like silent raindrops fell
And echoed In the wells of silence
And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said, "The words of the prophets are written
on the subway walls And tenement halls"
And whispered in the sounds of silence
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