有哲理的笑話：Jokes of philosophic thoughts

【1】 

在南極，再努力，

也燒不開一壺水。

~環境很重要。 

In Antarctic, no matter how you work hard, you just cannot make a bottle of boiled water. ----Environment does matter.

【2】

男人，再優秀，

沒女人也生不出孩子。

~合作很重要。 

The most brilliant man without a woman just cannot give birth to a child. ------Cooperation does matter.

【3】

一個人，

再有能力，

也拼不過一群人。

~團隊很重要。

A most capable man just cannot vie with a galaxy of peers for success----Teamwork does matter.   

【4】

想有保障，

買再大的水桶都不如挖一口井。

~管道很重要。

For the safety of water supply?  You’d better dig a well than buy a biggest bucket you can find. ----Channel does matter.   

【5】

兩隻青蛙相愛，

婚後生了一癩蛤蟆。 

公青蛙見狀大怒：

怎麼回事？ 

母青蛙哭著說：

蛙兒ㄉ爹，

認識你之前我去整過容。

~了解很重要。 

A frog couple love and wed to each other.  But they give birth to a toad.  With rage, the male frog asks what the hell is that.  The weeping female frog says, "My dear, before I knew you, I had taken a plastic surgery."-----To know each other does matter.

【6】

小驢問老驢：

為啥咱們天天吃草，

而乳牛頓頓精飼料？ 

老驢嘆道：

咱爺們靠腿吃飯，

人家靠胸脯吃飯。

~優勢很重要。 

A young donkey asks its old dad why they eat grass every day, while dairy cattle always have delicate fodders every meal.  The old donkey sighs deeply, " We live by using our legs, but they live by the milk from their breasts." -----Superiority does matter.

【7】

鴨子與螃蟹賽跑難分勝負，

裁判說：

你們划拳決定吧！

鴨子大怒：

我出的全是布，

他出的總是剪刀。

~先天很重要。

In a race matchup, a duck and a crab end in a draw.  The referee suggests they play rock paper scissors to decide who is the winner.  The duck objects it with fury, "Mine is always paper, but his is always scissors."----Inborn advantage does matter.

【8】

為什麼會跟你分享。

Why must I share this article with you?

~因為你很重要。

Because you really matter to me!