A senior couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones.
The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text
while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you."
The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."
A man is so sorry...
A man received message from his neighbor:
when you are not present at home....
In fact - more than you;
Hope you will accept my sincere apologies".
And the man shot his wife.......
A few minutes later he received another message :