TEXTING

A senior couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones.

The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text

while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking, send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears.

I love you." 

The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:  "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."