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2014/02/15 10:03
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TEXTING

A senior couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones.

The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text

while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking, send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears.

I love you." 

The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:  "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."

 

 

 

 A man is so sorry...

A man received message from his neighbor:
"Sorry sir, I am using your wife...
day and night...

when you are not present at home....

In fact - more than you;
I confess because now I feel very much guilt
y...

Hope you will accept my sincere apologies".

And the man shot his wife.......

A few minutes later he received another message :
"Sorry sir, spelling mistake ... wi fi. Not wife".

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