I remember back in the yars when I was in the univeristy,  

during winter time , the thermometer in our computer lab doesn't seem to work well.

So, we called in a janitor, and a girl sitting next to me described to him the problem

"Sometimes its too cold, sometimes its too hot..."

Then the janior looked at us and replied "Well, that is exactly the story of my life..."

OR everyone's life story... XD