請笑三個 (English)
2009/09/29 10:01
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A man is dying of cancer...
His son asked him, "Dad, why do you keep telling people you're dying of AIDS?"
Dad, "So when I'm dead no one will dare to touch your mom...."
His son asked him, "Dad, why do you keep telling people you're dying of AIDS?"
Dad, "So when I'm dead no one will dare to touch your mom...."
What are the differences among stress, tension, and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girl friend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.
If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be living happily in the Garden of Eden because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake!
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9樓. 時尚v2018/10/16 11:43
8樓. pearlz （民進黨抹黑霸凌WHO ）2010/01/27 11:49Very funny
Sorry I did not pick this title earlier. Three jokes are graded as top to my judgement.
謝謝 您的來訪與留言,Life can be tough. It always helps to get a good kick and laugh things off.請為我笑一個.笨腳獸 (洗腥割面 重出江湖) 於 2010/01/28 00:00回覆
7樓. TD2009/10/07 18:53笑到死
All my students burst out laughing.
I ranked them by how fast they laugh.
That's their final grade.
Those who do not laugh will be transferred to English 101 or an optometrician.
My Beloved and Respected Professor Lin,
I got a big kick from your classy humors.
May I humbly make one suggestion: For your Ph.D. students, you can consider using my 損人的 最高境界 as one of their candidacy qualifying exams. You can measure their loudness, intensity, reaction time, etc.
If any one fails the test, transfer him/her to English 501 for remedial work, or send him/her back to the 放牛班.
Take care and may God bless you! 笨腳獸 (洗腥割面 重出江湖) 於 2009/12/24 22:43回覆
6樓. ☆珂玭☆2009/10/04 15:22應該留給需要的人家呀!hahaha ~~
老婆和情婦可能各懷雙胞胎,會不會太超過呀!那可真的是苦不堪言呢!
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5樓. ☆珂玭☆2009/10/04 01:28for第一則笑話：青蛙生癩蛤蟆
兩隻青蛙結婚後，竟然生下癩蛤蟆！
公青蛙見狀，大怒說：「賤人，怎麼回事？」
母青蛙哭著說：「老實說，認識你之前，我整過容。」 -
4樓. ☆珂玭☆2009/10/04 01:15為何兩者具備會痛苦
老婆和情婦都懷孕, 這下麻煩大了!對吧?
3樓. blackmoon(永恆的懷念，空行者)2009/10/02 01:11讓我開心極了
三個笑話都令我發笑，但是第三個特別讓我開心
來自遙遠黑月的問候
感謝 您的回應 + 鼓勵喔!
您說: 讓我開心極了... 但是第三個特別讓我開心.
是的. 第三個笑話
充份且技巧地反映出
我們中國人與西方民族
口味的差別.
深深祝福 您! 笨腳獸 (洗腥割面 重出江湖) 於 2009/10/02 02:07回覆
2樓. 甜水窩蜂鳥2009/10/02 00:37hahahahahaha....
只能笑三個嗎?
hahahahahahahaha.....
1樓. 曉呆家族2009/09/29 10:16OMG
Thank you for the night joke sharing...is your name David?謝謝 您的回應 + 鼓勵 喔!
Sorry, my English name is Gary Teng, not David.
深深祝福 您!
笨腳獸 (洗腥割面 重出江湖) 於 2009/09/29 10:27回覆
