回文者：小乙

>  Yes, I AM a riddle nut.  XD.......

    Admittedly. Then Lys must be a nutcracker.  

    I happened to read some whimsy jokes on the Net.

    Hopefully you'll enjoy them as much as I did.

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    Newest Medications

    St. Mom's Wort: Plant extract that treats mom's

    depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious

    for up to six hours.

    Empty Nestrogen: Highly effective suppository that

    eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of

    how awful they were as teenagers and how you

    couldn't wait till they moved out.

    Peptobimbo: Liquid silicone for single women. Two

    full cups swallowed before an evening out increases

    breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves

    flirting.

    Dumerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause

    dangerously low I.Q., causing enjoyment of country

    western music.

    Flipitor: Increases life expectancy of commuters by

    controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other

    drivers.

    Antiboyotics: When administered to teenage girls, is

    highly effective in improving grades, freeing up phone

    lines, and reducing money spent on make-up.

    Menicillin: Potent antiboyotic for older women.

    Increases resistance to such lines as, "You make me

    want to be a better person... can we get naked now?"

    Buyagra: Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping.

    Increases potency and duration of spending spree.

    Extra Strength Buy-One-all: When combined with

    Buyagra, can cause an indiscriminate buying frenzy

    so severe the victim may even come home with a

    Donnie Osmond CD or a book by Dr. Laura.

    JackA**pirin: Relieves the headache caused by

    a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary

    or phone number.

    Anti-talksident: A spray carried in a purse or wallet

    to be used on anyone too eager to share their life

    stories with total strangers.

    Sexcedrin: More effective than Excedrin in treating

    the "Not now, dear, I have a headache," syndrome.

    Ragamet: When administered to a husband, provides

    the same irritation as ragging on him all weekend,

    saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself.

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    Fred Allen, an American comedian, said:

    California is a fine place to live if you happen to be

    an orange.

    If the grass is greener in the other fellow's yard,

    let him worry about cutting it.

    Committee a group of men who individually can do

    nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.

    Television is a device that permits people who haven't 

    anything to do to watch people who can't do anything.

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Huh... I'd rather laugh off my teeth than have my brain teased.