A man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

警察在凌晨2點攔下一名男子，問他三更半夜要去哪裡。

The
man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the
effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out
late."

男子回答：「我要去聽演講，內容是酗酒對身體的傷害，以及抽菸和晚睡的壞處。」

The officer then asks, "Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

警察又問：「誰會在這個時候演講?」

The man replies, "That would be my wife."

男子回答：「我老婆。」