Jason and I went out to eat last night at a place that has trivia. It rhymes with Ruffalo Rild Rings. Anyway, lately we’ve been crapping out on trivia categories and getting questions like: What time of day did Egyptian Emperor Kong declare war on Canada?

What?

Then there was a question about baseball and I’m like, “Finally, man. Here’s a category I can do something with.”

So during all the other impossible questions, we daydreamed about our ideal Jeopardy categories. Here’s mine:

Marlene Dietrich Movies
Baseball
Vikings Players That Have Been Jailed
SPAM®
The Works of W. Somerset Maugham
Movies Starring Michael Keaton
Cheese

How about you?