注音符號有多重要？
2026/04/03 06:13
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你知道嗎？注音符號有多重要？
蔣ㄓㄨㄥ正
蔣ㄐㄧㄥ國
李 ㄉ ㄥ輝
馬 ㄧ ㄥ九
蔡 ㄧ ㄥ文
賴 ㄑㄧㄥ德
除非姓名中間的字有注音的ㄥ字，否則不可能當選總統；所以，侯友宜和柯文哲沒當選～
同學們：以後交代兒女為孫子女取名，中間的名字注音要有ㄥ的名字！切記！切記喔！才有機會當總統！
八大行業掃黃 臨檢單位遇到一位會說中文的俄羅斯女子就問：你來台灣接客一天接幾個 ？
俄女：八、九個…
警察：到底有幾個？
俄女：能夠到底的一個都沒有…🤣😂
【開懷大笑有益身心】
一位年輕女郎獨自上到住宿飯店樓頂，進行日光浴
因為目下沒有其他人
她便全身赤裸曬太陽
忽然她聽到有人上來
便改成俯臥
並拉了條浴巾蓋在背上
來人是飯店經理
請她換個地方進行日光浴
她很不耐煩地問:為什麼
因為妳正躺在餐廳的天窗上，樓下餐廳顧客現在亂成一團
川普大帝攻擊委內瑞拉和伊朗
於是油價應聲漲價
假如攻擊格陵蘭
小明擔心冰淇淋會漲價？
Paul Anka - My Way (The John Davidson Show, Aug 17, 1969)
And now, the end is near
And so I face the final curtain
My friend, Ill say it clear
Ill state my case, of which Im certain
Ive lived a life thats full
Ive traveled each and every highway
Oh, and more, much more than this
I did it my way
Regrets, Ive had a few
But then again, too few to mention
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption
I planned each charted course
Each careful step along the byway
But more, much more than this
I did it my way
Yes, there were times, Im sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew
But through it all, when there was doubt
I ate it up and spit it out
I faced it all and I stood tall
And did it my way
Ive loved, Ive laughed and cried
Had my fill, my share of losing
And now, as tears subside
I find it all so amusing
To think I did all that
And may I say, not in a shy way
"Oh no, oh no not me
I did it my way"
For what is a man, what has he got?
If not himself, then he has naught
To say the things he truly feels
And not the words of one who kneels
The record shows I took the blows
And did it my way
The record shows I took the blows
And did it my way
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