2樓. linda hsu

2008/06/20 22:59

joke
A joke for you today:

It was the first day of school and a new student named
Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the
fourth grade.
The teacher started class and said, "Let's begin by
reviewing some American history. Who said "Give me
Liberty, or give me Death?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who
had his hand up.
"Patrick Henry, 1775." He said.
"Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the
people, for the people, shall not perish from the
earth'"?
Again, no response except from Suzuki: "Abraham
Lincoln, 1863," said Suzuki.
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should
be ashamed. Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows
more about its history than you do."
She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Japs."
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna
puke."
The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said
that?"
Again, Suzuki says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime
Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck
this!"
Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and
shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica
Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You
little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."
Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice,
"Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001."
The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around
the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit,
we're in BIG trouble!
...and Suzuki said, "The Taliban! 2001."
I hope you never hear this joke b4!!

1樓. foxconn0888

2008/04/14 20:52

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