夜半有個女人在臥房裡大叫“強姦啊﹗強姦!”

在客廳看電視的老公趕快趕到臥房去。

他看到一個男人由窗口溜出去﹐老婆衣衫不整躺在床上。

他緊張問“發生什麼事﹖”

女人回答“那男人強姦我兩次﹗”

他氣憤地問“為什麼第一次不叫等到第二次才叫我﹖”

女人生氣回答“第一次人家以為是你﹐

直到他又要做第二次我就知道不可能是你啊﹗”

   A husband was watching late-night TV

when he heard a loud scream from the bedroom.

He ran in just in time to see a man

leap out the window.

His wife yelled" That guy just screwed me twice!"

  "Twice?" the husband said " why didn't you call me

when he was screwing you the first time?"

   "Because until he stared the second time,"

the wife replied, "I thought it was you."