3月裏的瘟疫犀利利

                                    犀利利的胡來非為

                                    一下子這

                                    忽攪瞎攪,忽攪瞎攪~~~~~~(音樂響起)

                                    一下子那

                                    要總統聽人民的指揮(總統是機械人甲嗎?)

                                    這樣,等"綠"上之時他們也要聽這些人的指揮?

                                    到時是

                                    "黑衫打綠衣" 還是"綠打黑"?  

                                    話說回來

                                    勸,馬總員外算了

                                    今起就翹2郎腿,捻捻假鬍鬚,吃報看茶看小說,耳進冷,熱門的音樂

                                    (海邊春吶音樂祭快上場了)

                                    鄉間走走,民宿住住,養生餐吃吃(已蒼老成那樣了)

                                    遊樂區逛逛,友邦國拜訪拜訪,

                                    重要的,別忘了"馬習"會先聊聊,

                                    剩下的2年任期,粉快就啥都不留的煙消雲散!

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                                    如

                                    天塌下來簡單,恭請這些黑鴉鴉們,頂,

                                    讓其指揮引導,是跳海,還是開瓦斯,燒炭.....

                                    黑鴉鴉們是不是,見日人來就下跪,唸唸有詞的說"供應慰安妹!"?

                                    美人來就Hello!美國乾爹,老大哥,我聽旨ㄋ!

                                    遇土石流,地震,洪禍,颱風,海嘯,阿呀,沒事沒事都來立院排班吧!

                                    爺們有醫療按摩與律師團隊伺候,

                                    茶來飯來張大口即可......

                                    薪水每人從百萬k起跳!

                                    每日富強康樂的在立院跳5又跳6

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                                    但,有件事真是詭異極了?

                                    國黨的大老都消聲匿跡,平白的人間蒸發了?

                                    全體默契十足關起大門,夜夜歌舞昇平的隔岸觀火,暗自叫好

                                    讓從不懂,更是沒有人脈,沒有人際關係,孤傲自賞的馬員外,

                                    正,前不見古人後沒有奧援的獨自奮戰

                                    大老们

                                    天其實已塌了一半了

                                    你们還事不關己的置身事外?

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                                    那日的"黑鴉鴉"想起希區考克的"鳥"......