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Kevin週五拿回期中的成績報告，我並沒預知那天會有成績單，下課還約他在必勝客吃飯，沒想到竟是一張讓我驚嚇到花容失色的傑作，他又害我當眾變成了后母兼巫婆．

回家後，我開始翻箱倒櫃，找出我們以前在美國念書時的成績單，作為佐證，然後要求陽光男立刻下班回家，準備聯手給他來個大轟炸．

我是氣得狂轟狂炸，陽光男倒是在一旁，氣定神閒地講道理，Kevin還是一如以往，眼淚汪汪默不作聲，一副十分委曲樣，吼！每次都這樣，那男孩的眼淚，又是讓我罵到最後後繼無力，不知道自己在幹嘛！還開始安慰他．

最後的落幕是－陪恩恩到樓下家樂福 Free Shopping，並到星巴克買一杯超大杯焦糖瑪其朵給Kevin，安慰他剛剛受創的心靈，事實証明，自己仍然是隻紙老虎．

稍晚，Kevin接到同學(Derick)的短信，覺得很意思，徵得Kevin同意，在這裡收錄．

Derick:  dude I just got lectured for a few hours but he's not mad he's like.....   Just  do better  I know you're not trying  your hardest

Kevin: thats what happened to me except they were pissed

Derick: I pretended to cry though maybe that worked

Kevin:   dude how do you pretend to cry?

Derick: I can make my eyes water on will sometimes its kinda weird

Kevin: You probably really cried lmao

Derick: Maybe I did....Lol but srsly I can sometimes water my eyes

Kevin: Lol I got like so screwed

Derick: Its cuz were asian... If we were white we would be so happy

Kevin: Lol I noe rite

Derick: Yea..... k I'm going to sleep ttyl

Kevin: K

從他們的對話中，可以看出亞洲家長對成績的重視，與身為ABC的無奈，還有男孩的眼淚，有時是一場大騙局．

Kevin這次的成績是－三個A與四個B，史上最差．