忙碌工作+麻辣鍋+沒什麼在補的身體=胃打結(註: 並不是「被打劫」，是「胃打結」)-->肚子絞痛(stomach cramp)+嚴重嘔吐(vomit)

休養了三四天，不是沒進食就是只吃粥，終於恢復平常的活力!!讓我好好把昨天的趣事寫下來...當英小姐托著疲憊的身軀走向公車站時，後方出現了黑烏烏的東西。當時只是覺得可能快下雨了(...哈哈...)，沒想到這團黑烏烏的東西還會散發出一種剛運動過的旺盛男性賀爾蒙酸，刺鼻萬分!! 小黑就這麼過來和我攀談起來，讓我忠實紀錄下這寶貴的搭訕時刻...

小黑: Hi there! Are you a student here?

英小姐: No. I work here. I'm an English teacher.

小黑: Do you have MSN or can I have your phone number? (哇靠...小黑很直接喔)

英小姐: I'm sorry I don't give out numbers to students and people who I meet for the first time. (這樣夠婉轉咩)

小黑: No. No. No. This is not how things work. If you don't give me your number how can I contact you? I will never be able to see such a pretty girl like you again. (很虎爛，但是我聽了很爽)

英小姐: Well, let's leave it to fate then. I'm a strong believer of destiny. If we meet for the next time on the street. I'll consider giving you my number. (心想應該不會遇到第二次了)

小黑: You know that I'm going to die if you don't give me your number, right? (甜言蜜語對我來說是沒用的，我只吃硬不吃軟，小黑誤解我了，哈哈)

英小姐: (smiling) Trust me, you won't die. You look very healthy to me and one blow won't hurt that bad. (譯:你看起來還蠻強壯的，這點痛應該死不了人。)

講完最後一句話之後，我就和他揮手告別，跨越了斑馬線(zebra crossing)，徒留小黑在十字路口。真是令人難忘的搭訕小記，當然也讓我開心許多，哈哈，原來我還是有行情的!!