1.

 wife: child said that he inherited my bad sense of math

 hub: also your kind heart

2.

wife: we cancel the trip next year, to run for the farm is our little Switzerland, to live in a simple way is the biggest blessing.

hub: ....

3.

wife: after you are back from the work. we go to the market.

hub: dear... i am home.(few hours later)

4.

wife: how do you know i am here?

hub: you forgot your purse in the public phone. one stranger called me, so i got here and guess you must be around here.

5. 

wife: where are you and kids?

hub: you are not home. so we dine out and eat something better.

6.

wife: wow, what a miracle, you also come here to refill your gas, i forgot to bring my purse that i cant pay my gas bill

hub: ya, i come to save you in no time.

7. 

wife: hi, dear, where we park our car? we already looked around for half hour, it must be stolen, lets call police

hub: ok

after 3 months. the police call us

police: we find your car in the parking lot, filled with dust...

hub: thank you so much....(#@&*^%$@#)