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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

女人憂心前途,找到老公後就放心了.

男人從不憂心前途,但娶了老婆後就得擔憂了.

成功的男人是賺的錢足夠太太揮霍還有餘.

成功的女人是能找到這種男人.

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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

要想和一個男人幸福生活,你對他的了解要多於愛,

要想和一個女人幸福生活,你要多愛她,但絕對不要試圖了解她.

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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

女人嫁給男人後,期待他會改變,但他不會改.

男人娶女人後,期待她不會變,但她卻一定變.

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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

精明的男人+精明的女人=浪漫

精明的男人+愚笨的女人=緋聞