(以下是初出茅蘆的模擬試寫......要是寫得不好，請各位前輩們先不要合力把我塞

進車子下面，說一聲，我就會自己爬進去的。謝謝。）

                                                                               
話說，在海瑟美外婆事件後，莎拉總算找到表達她「宣示主權」的機會了。

                                                                               
＊場景：老葛家浴室鏡前
                                                                               
＊時間：兩人都休假的某天
                                                                               
莎拉:老葛.....那天去海瑟家過夜，她有幫你刮鬍子嗎?
                                                                               
(手上拿著一把亮晃晃的刮鬍刀，輕輕的從頸部往上移，

臉上表情甜蜜中帶有肅殺。)
                                                                               
老葛(望著鏡子裡的刀，帶點緊張的吞口口水):沒...沒有，我只「親蜜的」相信妳。
                                                                               
莎拉:那真的很好，我很高興聽到這個答案......
                                                                               
(然後開始動刀修老葛的鬍子，臉上是滿意的笑容。)
                                                                               
老葛(OS):......我的天啊!就算有，能跟妳老實招嗎?