小綠光好可愛，還得借助鬧鐘！

我們年紀較大，早上清醒的時刻比鬧鐘還準時。

真是擾人清夢

我這裡是派出所

你要報案嗎???

妳一直跟她解釋，她都不聽呀？

還猛打給妳，這不會是愛上妳了吧！！

哈哈哈…)))))

以後遇到這樣的情形，

妳該斷然關機啦！

因為很可能她喝醉了，或嗑了葯，妳跟她什麼她也聽不進去，

乾脆關機較實在！對吧~~~~

As my mind wanders to thoughts of love
It is always you I am thinking of,
I see your eyes so dark, so very fine
Making me wonder how you became mine.

Hair so dark, so long down to your waist
Lips so sweet, such a wonderful taste,
You feel so soft when you are in my arms
Melting my heart with all of your charms.

To feel the current, so intense, sublime
I know that you are very sweet and fine,
Making love with you is more than heaven
To know you love me, a blessing given.

My thoughts of you make my heart beat faster
To ever lose you would be such disaster,
I could never live without you now my dear
As you are the one for me, is so very clear

So listen to the words I write for you
All that you ever say to me, as well as do
Makes it clear you are my heart and soul
Thoughts of you could never become old.

絕對不要接。

再來,就給他嗆回去！

通常都是酒店小姐打的，

亂槍打鳥，若剛好撥到一個孤枕難眠的無聊男，

就有魚兒上鉤了。

綠光下次嗆她：我是女警，妳上鉤了！！

她一定會去換門號，而且不敢再打了。

綠光..

給她國罵啊