新生嬰兒

兩位退休老人坐在安養中心一棵大樹下的長凳上，其中一位對另一位說：「斯利姆，我83歲了，現在我全身到處都會酸痛。我知道你的年齡和我相仿。你感覺怎麼？」

斯利姆說「我覺得就像一個新生嬰兒一樣。」

「真的嗎？像一個剛出生的嬰兒？」

「是的！沒有頭髮，沒有牙齒，我想我剛剛尿濕了我的褲子。」

Newborn baby

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree,

when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years  old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'

Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'

'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'

'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'