相同的字句….不同方向的解讀會有不同的答案!

進入公司前!

老闆：萬分歡迎，沒有你我們的公司肯定大不一樣！

職員：如果工作太累，搞不好我會辭職的

老闆：放心，我不會讓這樣的事情發生的！

職員：我周休二日可以休息嗎？

老闆：當然了！這是底線！

職員：平時會天天加班到凌晨嗎？

老闆：不可能，誰告訴你的？

職員：有餐費補貼嗎？

老闆：還用說嗎，絕對比同行都高！

職員：有沒有工作猝死的風險？

老闆：不會！你怎麼會有這種念頭？

職員：公司會定期組織旅遊嗎？

老闆：這是我們的明文規定！

職員：那我需要準時上班嗎？

老闆：不，看情況吧

職員：工資呢？會準時發放嗎？

老闆：一向如此！

職員：事情全是新員工做是嗎？

老闆：怎麼可能，你上頭還有很多資深同事！

職員：如果管理職位有空缺，我可以參與競爭嗎？

老闆：毫無疑問，這是我們公司賴以生存的機制！

職員：你不會是在騙我吧？

...進入公司後，請從後往前讀!

When interviewing........


Boss: Much Welcome, without you, our company will be different.


Employee: If the work load is too much, I will think about quit.


Boss: Don't worry, I won't let it happen.


Employee: May I have day off on weekends?


Boss: Off course. That is the bottom line.


Employee: Do I have to work until midnight every day?


Boss: That's impossible, who told you that?


Employee: Do we have meal allowance?


Boss: That is out of question. Surely higher than the average.


Employee: Do we have risk on the sudden death by tired working?


Boss: No. What makes you think about that?


Employee: Is the company offering periodical travel?


Boss: Yes. That is our policy.


Employee: Do I have to come to the office on time?


Boss: No. It depends.


Employee: How about the salary? Will it be paid on time?


Boss: Always!


Employee: Do new employees have to do everything around?


Boss: How come. We got so many seniorities here.


Employee: If there is a vacancy in the management position, may I be the candidate?


Boss: Definitely. This is the way our company surviving.


Employ: Are you lying on me?


When working in the company, it will be reverse. (Please read it reversely.)

Gretel