WIFE means WONDERFUL INSTRUMENT FOR ENJOYMENT
Or WORRIES INVITED FOR EVER. Can you answer?

Husband vs Wife - funny Conversations

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means, Without Information, Fighting Every time!

Wife: No darling, it means,… With Idiot For Ever

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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you

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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.

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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it, so I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why Three?

Husband: For you and your parents

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Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?

A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again

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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."

The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice

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2. The Love Dress

A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house.

She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.
Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

'What are you doing?' she asked.

'I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work.' The daughter-in-law answered.

' But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed.

'This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law explained.

'Love dress? But you're naked!'

'Justin loves me to wear this dress,' she explained.

'Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours.'

The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.

Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively. ' What are you doing?' he asked.

'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually.

'Needs ironing,' he said, 'What's for dinner?'


3. GOLDEN RULES FOR F***ing

Guess what is this F***ing

1. F***ing once a week is good for health, but is harmful if done everyday.
2. F***ing gives proper relaxation to Mind & Body.
3. F***ing refreshes You
4. After F***ing, don't take heavy food, opt for Liquids.
5. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol level.
6. F***ing reduces weight for sure......
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"FASTing" is really good for Health !!!

What the "F***ing" were you thinking?