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這些房仲業者在上傳這些照片的時候到底在想什麼？購物玩家陪你一起去看房
2015/03/03 10:12
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無論你是要找租屋、還是要買房，找房子的過程當中，一定都經歷過那種到處看房子、到各個網站看圖片的經驗吧！

來自蘇格蘭亞伯丁 (Aberdeen) 的Andy Donaldson就在要買房子的時候，發現了一大堆千奇百怪的圖片，從裡頭冒出狗狗，到各種不合理的裝飾，由於各種詭異的圖片實在太多了，他決定用部落格跟大家分享，結果還造成了超廣大的迴響..

以下讓我們來看看他都碰上了什麼樣的荒唐照片…

1. 等等，阿狗請你不要入鏡啊！

Peek-a-boo: This dog doesn't come with the house but wanted to make sure he was part of the picture as he popped up in this living room shot

2. 嗯…這張照片裡頭房間的格局是有拍出來，可是屋主你可以不要亂入嗎？

Lounging about: This image has all the makings of a classic estate agent picture - except the resident has decided to take a seat for the shot

3. 這到底是什麼鬼設計？！這樣在洗衣服的時候，誰還敢在下頭上廁所啊！

Unusual: This house has an interesting downstairs bathroom - it's in the utility cupboard with a precariously placed washing machine above it

4. 這個男人，即便是房仲業者已經到場拍照了，他還是不願意起床啊…

This man didn't even have time to wake up before the estate agents arrived to take the picture as he laid in bed

5. 等等，哪來的豬啦！

A real pigsty: This peculiar room's main resident appears to be a huge pig, which rests its head on the sofa and lies across a rug while washing is suspended from the middle of the ceiling on an iron bar

6. 嗯…這個房間真的充滿了復古的氣息…但我到底該說它是間廁所還是寢室還是…

Multi-purpose: The bathroom in this house doesn't have to be used for its main function - one can also enjoy sitting in a comfy armchair

7. 這不是路邊咖啡廳才會有的東西嗎？！

Worried about the suns harsh penetrable rays? No worries, this kitchen has an outdoor garden table and chairs complete with a parasol 

8. 很明顯…當房仲業者來拍照的時候，這個前屋主已經完全HOLD不住了。

Caught short: This man appears to have been unable to hold it in as he demonstrated the use of the bedroom's en-suite bathroom (far right)
還沒找到嗎？在圖的右邊…

9. 這一間房子…有4個前門啊…是嫌鑰匙還不夠大串嗎？

Ways to confuse a burglar: This house comes with four front doors so the new owner will have to make sure they have a big enough key chain

10. 這絕對不是在浴室裡頭的一把手槍…這絕對不是在浴室裡頭的一把手槍…

Conspicuous: This probably wasn't the best place to hide a gun when estate agents are coming round to take pictures of your house

11. 這麼陰森的小丑裝飾，是要人怎麼敢買下來啦！

Freaky: This projector room is not for the faint-hearted as it's surrounded by creepy looking clowns and features in Andy Donaldson's book

12. 甚至還有個深情款款看著你的小丑啊！

The clowns are running theme in some of these terrible estate agent pictures - let's hope the new buyer doesn't suffer from coulrophobia (the fear of clowns)

13. 娃娃也沒好到哪去！一樣恐怖！

Scary: Another frightening room that featured on an estate agent advert was this one with a Victorian theme - and dolls in plastic cases 

14. 嗯…看得出來這是一個相當有後現代風格的馬桶…

Wonky: The photographer couldn't quite get the angle on this one as the showroom toilet has not been plumbed in and sits in the middle

15. 房仲業者，請你寫3000字報告解釋這張照片的清晰度發生了什麼事情，傍晚5點前繳交到我的辦公桌上。

This photographer has gone for the 'basement in an earthquake look' with a blurry shot that gives no perception of what the room is really like

15. 買房子…送小孩？

Mysterious window: This house comes with large bay windows in the front room which are attractive to small children, according to this advert

16. 還有這個也是啊！可以不要讓小孩子亂入鏡嗎！？

A small child plays on the front lawn in this picture, which was used to used to advertise the sale of the house - although the child definitely isn't included

來源：Daily Mail

想到這些超荒唐的照片都會在我們找房租屋的時候看到，太陽穴就有根筋好痛啊！不僅有超荒唐的屋子、更有超荒唐的前屋主跟房仲業者，真是佩服、佩服。

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