吼，才剛說臺灣上不了美國新聞，山姆叔叔就來幫忙啦；還真是情深義重ㄋㄟ！

五角大廈十分鐘前發表緊急聲明：他們不小心把四顆核武彈頭引信（沒有核子成份）運到臺灣。蒙娜麗莎·邱大概本來暗自欣喜，怎麼我買的是直昇機電池，老大卻送給我彈頭？是不是要安慰我「鐽震」未成「羽」先辭呀？

結果山姆叔叔很小氣，硬是把彈頭要了回去。為富不仁，莫過於此；就當是賞給馬光明的當選禮物就好了嘛。


Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Associated Press

WASHINGTON — The Pentagon has announced that it mistakenly shipped non-nuclear ballistic missile components to Taiwan from a U.S. Air Force base in Wyoming.

It said the items have been returned to the United States.

At a news conference, Air Force Secretary Michael Wynne said Tuesday that the misshipped items were four nose cone assemblies for ballistic missiles. He also said it was sent instead of helicopter batteries that had been ordered by Taiwan, he said.

Wynne said the matter is under investigation.

Ryan Henry, the No. 2 policy official in the office of Defense Secretary Robert Gates, said President Bush was notified of the mistake and the actions to recover the items. Henry called the mistake "disconcerting" and intolerable.