How People in China Queue Up (大陸人如何排隊)
2009/11/24 06:29
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How People In China Queue Up
Top-right: This is a typical example. In Beijing's railway station people are queuing to buy a railway ticket. It's impossible to jump queue.
Left: You are wrong if you think only the Beijingers do that! Look at here's how the Sizhuan people queue up.
Bottom-right: Would you want to put your hands together? But it's not easy to break a chain.
Here's a joke:
In Beijing a man complained that the queue in the MRT had caused his wife's miscarriage.
Another man complained that it was no big deal because in Shanghai the queue had made his wife pregnant!
大陸人如何排隊
右上圖：這是一個典型的例子，在北京火車站排隊買票的人龍，想插隊？門兒都沒有！
左圖：如果您認為只有北京人才會這樣，那就大錯特錯了。看看這千里之隔的四川人排隊怎麼排隊？
右下圖：怎樣防止別人插隊呢？很簡單，和您前後的人前胸貼後背，臂膀環環相扣，看誰有本事插進來？
有個笑話是這麼說的：
在北京地鐵內有位老兄抱怨地鐵太擠，害得他懷孕的老婆流產了。
旁邊一位上海來的開口說話，哼！北京有什麼大不了，我們上海的地鐵擠得害我老婆懷孕了。
Top-right: This is a typical example. In Beijing's railway station people are queuing to buy a railway ticket. It's impossible to jump queue.
Left: You are wrong if you think only the Beijingers do that! Look at here's how the Sizhuan people queue up.
Bottom-right: Would you want to put your hands together? But it's not easy to break a chain.
Here's a joke:
In Beijing a man complained that the queue in the MRT had caused his wife's miscarriage.
Another man complained that it was no big deal because in Shanghai the queue had made his wife pregnant!
大陸人如何排隊
右上圖：這是一個典型的例子，在北京火車站排隊買票的人龍，想插隊？門兒都沒有！
左圖：如果您認為只有北京人才會這樣，那就大錯特錯了。看看這千里之隔的四川人排隊怎麼排隊？
右下圖：怎樣防止別人插隊呢？很簡單，和您前後的人前胸貼後背，臂膀環環相扣，看誰有本事插進來？
有個笑話是這麼說的：
在北京地鐵內有位老兄抱怨地鐵太擠，害得他懷孕的老婆流產了。
旁邊一位上海來的開口說話，哼！北京有什麼大不了，我們上海的地鐵擠得害我老婆懷孕了。
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