Death Star Canteen
2015/06/14 00:36
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Death Star Canteen by Eddie Izzard
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But there must be death star cantene yeah? there must be a cafeteria downstairs
in between of battles, where Darth Vader could just chill and go down
Darth Vader :
I will have the penne allarrabiata
Staff : You need a tray
Darth Vader :
You know who I am
Staff : You know whoooo...... I am
Darth Vader :
This is not game of who the fuck are you
for I am Vader .....Darth Vader Lord Vader
I can kill you with a single thought
Staff : Well, you still need a tray
Darth Vader :
No I will not need a tray
I will not need a tray to kill you
I can kill you with outake tray with power of the force which is strong within me, eventhough I couldve killed you with a tray if I so wished
for I will hack at your neck with this thin bit until your blood flowed across the canteen floor
Staff : No, the food is hot, youll need a tray to put the food on
Darth Vader :
Oh.... I see the food is hot, I am sorry , I ... I didnt realize
ha ha ....... ha ha .... oh tray..........
I thought you were challenging me for a fight to the death
Staff : A fight to the death? this is a canteen, I work here
Darth Vader :
Yes but I am Vader, I am Lord Vader,
everyone challenges me to a fight to the death
Lord Vader, Darth Vader, Im Das Vader, Lord Darth Vader..Sir Lord Darth Veder......Von Vader Ham..
The death star, I run this death star
Staff : Whats the death star?
Darth Vader :
This is the death star....youre in the death star, I run the star
Staff : This is a star?
Darth Vader :
This is a fucking star, I run it, Im your boss
Staff : Youre Mr. Stevens !
Darth Vader :
No, I...Whos Mr. Stevens ?
Staff : Hes head of catering
Darth Vader :
Im not head of catering, Im Vader, I can kill catering with a thought
I can kill you all, I can kill me with a thought
just.....fuck..... I get a tray...
This one(tray) is wet, This one is wet, This one is wet,.....
did you dry these in a rainforest? why, with the power of death star do we not have a tray that is fucking dry
(Trooper cut in from behind..............)
Darth Vader :
No no no...I was here first
Trooper :
You have to form a queue if you want food
Can I have, uh …a penne allarrabiata? thatd be very nice
You have to form a queue if you want food
Can I have, uh …a penne allarrabiata? thatd be very nice
Darth Vader :
No no...You know who I am
Staff : Thats Jeff Vaders! that is
Darth Vader :
Im not Jeff Vader!, Im Das Veder
Trooper :
What? Jeff Vader runs the death star?
Darth Vader :
No.... Jeff...no... I run the death star
Trooper :
Youre Jeff Vader!
Darth Vader :
No Im Das Veder
No Im Das Veder
Trooper :
Are you his brothers? can I have his autograph?
Darth Vader :
I cant get his...... no Im .... Jeff....
All right, Im Jeff Vader! Im Jeff Vader!
Trooper :
Can I get your autograph?
Darth Vader :
No, fuck off! or I will kill you with a tray
Give me a penne allarrabiata or you shall die & you..
& everyone in the cantene .... death by tray it shall be
& everyone in the cantene .... death by tray it shall be
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1樓. Taylor Hart2022/11/26 15:36Is death star actually a canteen or is it something else entirely? Can anyone please just go now to this website and tell me what this is? I really do want to know asap.(asdsadasd@gmail.com)
