Once there was a wife who found her husband really dull. She decided to do something about so she sent him into town to hear the storyteller. The husband sat down in the crowd and began to listen to the stories but was soon fast asleep. While he slept, a dog came by and peed in his mouth. He woke up when the storyteller finished his telling and went home.
“How was that?” asked his wife.
The Husband smacked his lips, thoughtfully. “It was a bit salty,” he said. “Not to my taste.”

 His wife thought that didn't sound quite right so she sent him back to see the storyteller again the next night. This time the crowd was even bigger and when the husband fell asleep and man stood on his shoulders to get a better view. “How was that?” asked his wife when he got home. “It was a bit heavy for my taste,” he told her.