看笑話學英文：Telling the Time with a Donkey's Balls
2010/04/07 06:06
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Telling the Time with a Donkey's Balls
An English tourist was riding a motorcycle to a nearby castle and saw a countryman lying on the grass in the shade of his donkey.
"What's the time, please?"
The countryman reached out, put his hand under the donkey's testicles and lifted.
"It's ten past ten!", he said.
On the way back, the English tourist stopped and asked the time again. The countryman reached out, lifted the donkey's testicles again and said, "It's 7:15!"
"That's amazing. How can you tell the time like that?" asked the tourist.
"Well," said the countryman, "When I lift the donkey's testicles, I can just see the clock on the town church".
"What's the time, please?"
The countryman reached out, put his hand under the donkey's testicles and lifted.
"It's ten past ten!", he said.
On the way back, the English tourist stopped and asked the time again. The countryman reached out, lifted the donkey's testicles again and said, "It's 7:15!"
"That's amazing. How can you tell the time like that?" asked the tourist.
"Well," said the countryman, "When I lift the donkey's testicles, I can just see the clock on the town church".
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