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As of today, vs has been with us for 264 days or 8.8 "month end's" (the preferred method of measurement for those in the accounting world) so let’s get to know a little more about our contagiously happy accountant!

Luckily we have been able to interrogate her to find out what deep dark sinister secrets she may hold! Let the B-Day interrogation begin!



Q: Do you have any pet peeves?
A: My daughter
Editor: Understandable. Children make noise and smell. (However, little vs seems to be perfect…)

Q: Do you collect anything?
A: Memory
Editor: Typo, she means money

Q: Three things always found in your fridge:
A: The 3 G: Ginger, Green onion and Garlic, instead of “parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme"

Editor: Great points for HARCORE S&G tie in.
vs is a huge fan and saw them when they opened for GWAR last year.


Q: If they made a movie of your life what actor/actress would star? What would the title be?
A: East to West (something like “Far and Away”)

Editor: It would be an epic film starring Michelle Yeoh as vs called in to deal with the "Month's End Gang" that terrorizes the good people of the village of Billing. (and there would be a love story in there somewhere....)


Q: What's your favorite restaurant?
A: CinCin & Whatever “hubby-made”, when he is willing.
Editor: By "Willing" vs means "Whatever I tell him to make."

" WAAAH-TAAH!!!! Make Dinner Husband!!!!!"
….that’s my favorite scene in "East to West"


Q: If you could date any celebrity you wanted, who would it be? (pretend you had never met your spouse/significant other)
A: Ang Lee, a Taiwanese American film director, who has directed Sense and Sensibility, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, and Brokeback Mountain

Editor: Totally. Dude's a total Hottie. Laughing eyes (both eyes too) great smile, snappy dresser....rich....

Q: What hobby takes up the majority of your spare time?
A: Writing (in Chinese, of course)

Editor: One of vs's short stories, It’s my favorite one, because it discusses the deep intrinsic needs of humanity and how month's end is the great enemy of the people.


Q: What is the most interesting or unique place you have ever visited?
A: Venice, and really want to visit Morocco

Editor: Morocco? You Bet! vs is all about fighting pirates, finding lost treasure and long flowing outfits in the sand, sun, fun...and sand!


Q: 1 or more things you would want to do before you shuffled off this earth – something you’ve always wanted to do but haven’t done it yet (what would you put on your ‘bucket list’)
A: World travel


Editor: This of course will lead to the sequel films "West to North" and "North to South : The Revenge!"


-=DANGEROUSLY SWEET QUESTION NEXT=-
Q: Best/most memorable gift you’ve received or given
A: Paper stars in a jar I got from my students before they graduated. They wrote a lot of sweet things on the paper strips.

Editor: AAAWWWWWWWW!!!!

(Too sweet!...insulin...must get ...insulin!)


Q: If you could go back in time and re-do one event in your life, what would it be and why?
A: Have conquered“IF” in my “life”



Editor: GREAT ANSWER! Never take crap from the “if’s” of the world

Q: What is your secret dream job? (eg fireman, rollercoaster tester, ice cream taster)
A: A singing gondolier


Editor: A magical one, all the loving people took vs's gondola and heard her jolly singing will live happily ever after.


Q: Favorite Movies
A: Life is Beautiful, Bicycle Thieves, Betty Blue, A Room with a View........


Editor: Are you sure you're one of us? o.k. maybe those dots are the real movies.

Q: If you were given $50,000 and you had to spend it all in one day, what would you do with it?
A: Let’s all go out for a nice dinner and get drunk, my treat.

Editor: WOW! With 140 people in the Vancouver office, that works out to $357.14 Each! I'm getting cheese with MY whopper ….AND SUPER SIZE IT!

You're The BEST vs!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY