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福山植物園自稱小飛俠的小巴司機
2024/06/14 05:46
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到福山植物園遊玩,遇到一位幽默風趣、自稱小飛俠的小巴司機,他邊開車邊介紹沿途風光,讓40分鐘車程充滿了笑聲。其中有段台詞,至今記憶猶新。
「台灣身價最高的山是哪一座山?」沒人答腔。
「是我們宜蘭的南湖大山。」
「為什麼?」有人認為他自賣自誇。
「因為新台幣二千元上面的山就是它啊!」聽了不禁莞薾。
「身價第二高的是哪座山?」依然沒人知道。
「玉山啦!大家拿出千元大鈔看看不就知道。」
「再問一個問題,伍百元紙鈔上面印的是甚麼山?」又是不知道。
「你大家就知開錢,啥昧攏勿知,是大霸尖山啦!」
「那100元上面是甚麼山?」
「有山嗎?」開始懷疑自己的觀察力了。
「有啊,孫中山。」喔,你莊孝維!
「50元硬幣也有山喔!」沒人相信。
「它是南山,(小額零頭台語發音)。」
哈哈!有創意的笑話!
想去福山看植物的多樣性,意外的聽到了新台幣的多樣性。

The Sound of Silence ~ Paul Simon & Art Garfunkel Live in Grammy Award 2003
Hello darkness, my old friend
Ive come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains Within the sound of silence
In restless dreams, I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone
Neath the halo of a street lamp
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence
And in the naked light, I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more
People talking without speaking
People hearing without listening
People writing songs that voices never shared
And no one dared Disturb the sound of silence
"Fools" said I, "You do not know
Silence like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you"
But my words, like silent raindrops fell
And echoed in the wells of silence
And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
Then the sign said, "The words on the prophets are written on the subway walls
In tenement halls"
And whispered in the sound of silence
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