Sudden emergence of a police car from an alley right behind me
Now, that scared the bejesus out of me

Slow down, pull over
Though I manifested much willingness of cooperation with my cheerful child-like singsong voice
But it's too little, too late


警車
躲在巷裡
減速
為時已晚

嗚～哇～嗚～哇～
靠邊停，用三秒鐘快速演練一下純潔少女的表情…(難哪～)
後視鏡中看到警車開門…holy(消音)…走來一位女警…

嗨，我很好，謝謝，妳呢Ma'am
啊…不知道耶…(裝孝維ing)

嗯？速限？30？醬子呀？(好像裝過了頭，sigh～)
啊那個、那個《81》是…(手指向路邊)
喔……《81》號道喲…(嗚、嗚～～)

嗐！42？
不會吧，42是我在奇摩交友的年齡啦，噗次～哪裡、哪裡，Office Clark妳真客氣，妳也看不出來呀（咯咯咯…..一陣浪笑）而且那是虛歲啦！不過我媽說，像我們中國人，過了農曆年就又加了一歲，農曆年就是下個月嘍……嘿、嘿對啊，所以說，醬子對我們年尾生的人，實在是超不公平的…嗯嗯，可不是…

嗄？75？
喔…兩週內？
…嗯嗯，知道了，就用這個隨附的信封…好…好啦，我會開支票

好的，我會小心開，Ma'am
謝謝妳，Ma'am
也祝妳有（像我一樣）美好的一天，Ma'～～am

Officer Clark，可妳不是說要給我一個破？(a break)
怎麼還醬子75一個小歐巴桑？
人家上次闖紅燈也不過60元…(oops!)



《Hello Goodbye - Beatles》

You say yes, I say no
You say stop and I say go, go, go
Oh, no
You say goodbye and I say hello
Hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello
Hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello

I say high, you say low
You say why, and I say I don't know
Oh, no
You say goodbye and I say hello
Hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello
Hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello

Why, why, why, why, why, why
Do you say good bye
Goodbye, bye, bye, bye, bye

Oh, no
You say goodbye and I say hello
Hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello
Hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello
hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello
Hello

Hela, heba helloa
Hela, heba helloa