[中文]有人說，台灣話無文字，是一些沒讀書的人練瘋話，阿陸仔將人黑白教，教到頭殼壞去。

[台羅字][Ū-lâng kóng, Tâi-uân-uē bô bûn-jī, sī tsi̍t-kuá bô thak-tsheh ê lâng liān-siáu-uē, A-lio̍k-á tsiong lâng oo-pe̍h kà, kà kàu thâu-khak pháinn-khì.]

[英文][Some say Taiwanese has no written language, and that it's just uneducated people talking crazy talk. Mainlanders are giving people bullshit lessons until their brains are completely fried.]

日文[台湾語は文字もないし、無学な奴のバカ話だって言われてる。大陸の奴らにデタラメ教え込まれて、頭がイカれちまったんだよ。]