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More Peanuts - be careful around old people
2007/11/25 01:45
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Subject: More Peanuts

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on
his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him
a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully
munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another
handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture
about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch
again he asks the little old lady,
"Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?".

"We can't chew them because we've no teeth",
she replied.

The puzzled driver asks,
"Why do you buy them then?"
 
The old lady replied,
"We just love the chocolate around them."

It pays to be careful around
old people.
 

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