剛剛都在洗褲子 真他媽衰洨!!!!!!!
                                                                               
                                                                               
在會議室喝優酪乳的人真的有夠機掰
                                                                               
都說了不能喝東西
                                                                               
你他媽就要偷偷摸摸躲在角落喝~
                                                                               
對台上的人有夠不尊重
                                                                               
不被發現還好 但糟糕的是 還打翻被發現
                                                                               
更積掰的是 打翻到我褲子上!!!!
                                                                               
幹 吝杯的levi's啊!!!
                                                                               
情急之下 我順手抽了一堆衛生紙擦
                                                                               
機掰的喝優酪乳智障也來湊熱鬧 一整個窩在地上擦地
                                                                               
結果 本來沒人發現 智障男擦著擦著又拿起瓶子 蹲著喝掉剩下的
                                                                               
卻嗆到!!!!!!!!!!! 咳了出來~ 幹你娘 就剛好咳在我的褲子上...
                                                                               
老師聽到聲音發現了 台上的人也停下來 全部人轉過來...
                                                                               
                                                                               
燈一開 智障男蹲著面對本人那裡...
                                                                               
一轉頭還滿嘴咳出來的優酪乳...地上也是一灘乳白...
                                                                               
我手裡還拿著衛生紙.......
                                                                               
幹 吝杯跳到黃河都洗不清了....
                                                                               
                                                                               
更更更積掰的 是老師見狀立刻說 "下課在解釋!"
                                                                               
幹啊 拎杯想先解釋清楚啊!!
                                                                               
事情不是你們想的那樣啊!!!