GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran , ruled by nuts.
THE END.
32樓.2010/01/25 10:43Wess said
Well said. What about a Chinese woman should be from age 1 to 70?I think should be about the same. After all, women are very smart gender. Ricardo 於 2010/01/26 09:45回覆
31樓. Ywen2009/11/16 09:54Spain
I am staying in Spain forever.
30樓. 荼薇2009/11/14 06:44hey, nuts,
After the afternoon tea in GB, I'll take a dive in Greece, skipping Spain--too hot, and arrive directly in Europe. Not adventurous for Africa--full of danger.Hi, my fair lady, no matter which country you visit, it will glow by your presence. Even if you visit Africa, the lions will sit quietly and listen to your heavenly music. Ricardo 於 2009/11/14 08:58回覆
29樓. 賈媽2009/11/13 07:39正在打包
準備前往以色列
打算邀 Apple 一起去迪士尼找你......
(還蠻高興離開英國的說
大部分好的英國人都已離開英國
現在改名叫 New Zealander, or Kiwi )
女人到了以色列,男人都不敢惹她們.歡迎妳與Apple帶著Great Britain的Glory來迪士尼找我.在下會在Peter Pan的Never land等妳們. Ricardo 於 2009/11/13 09:51回覆
28樓. Apple *2009/11/13 06:20head for Africa
Will anyone part the sea so I may leave Isreal and head for Africa???
Apple
If you found anyone who can do that, my wife will follow you. I better email Moses, Africa is a good place, plus credit card is not that useful over there. Ricardo 於 2009/11/13 09:23回覆
27樓. Jacques共產黨養出空腦懶漢！2009/11/13 05:41Humor is a kind of perfume
With music .. "Nutcracker" ... Ha..Ha ...
Ha ha ha! You "heard" my point, if male is nut, female must be nutcracker. Ricardo 於 2009/11/13 09:15回覆
26樓. 六一狼2009/11/13 04:43去伊朗怕會被宗教迫害ㄋㄟ
好毒啊,既酸了伊朗(狂人治理)
又批了男人(隨慾而安)
我不要去那裏啦,我比較喜歡你另外給我們找的地方---迪士尼樂園
至少,裡面可以搞生意
在下也不去伊朗,吃不到東坡肉,隨慾而安是更不可能的事. 來來來,咱們一起去迪士尼樂園,你賣咖啡,我擺算命攤. Ricardo 於 2009/11/13 09:04回覆
25樓. Frances2009/11/13 00:26好好笑
我好奇是誰寫出這麼經典的心得？
這人八成跟孔夫子一樣得先周遊列國才能有此體認，
然後邊敲著自己的頭邊喊著：
我的天呀，白活了八十年～
我猜這一篇是聰明的女人周遊列國後寫出來的,她得意的發現世界各國都有NUTS. Ricardo 於 2009/11/13 08:56回覆
24樓. ping自言自語2009/11/12 18:29裝懂
下工回來看到笑話 二話不說先瞧瞧舒壓
結果卻還得找翻譯
算了
裝懂 笑笑囉
其實今天帶了一團板橋市的長青社團
我可使盡了力氣 逗逗老人家笑
這篇不是英文考試,是電腦翻譯測試. Ms. Ping講笑話是一流的,有機會請Po出來讓我們學習如何逗逗老人家. Ricardo 於 2009/11/13 08:48回覆
23樓. crystalsun2009/11/12 16:49對呀!
跟七琴一樣，我也是下輩子想當女人， 還是可以跟這輩子一樣的ㄌㄨˊ。
一看就知道妳是個性開朗快樂的女生.現在我終於明白上帝為什麼要把男生的頭腦創造的那麼簡單,就是要應付女生的ㄌㄨˊ. Ricardo 於 2009/11/13 08:39回覆
