Why Beers Are Better Than Girls
為什麼啤酒比女人更棒?
1. you always know if you are the first one to open a beer.
1你總是明白你是第一個打開啤酒的人。
2 .A beer never gets jealous if you grab another beer
2當你抓取其他啤酒時，你手上那瓶永遠不會忌妒它。
3. A beer never gets angry if you show up smelling og beer.
3當你聞起來像是喝過啤酒時，你手上那瓶永遠不會對你生氣。
4. The colder a beer, the better.
4越冷的啤酒，越好喝。
5. You can always share a beer with your friends.
5你可以時常與你的好友分享啤酒。
6. A beer does not get upset if you arrive at 3 a.m.
6當你凌晨三點到家時，啤酒它不會感覺不爽。
7. You can choose a beer from the case and if you change your mind, you can
   pick another one.
7你可以從店內選擇你要的啤酒，即使你臨時改變心意，你也可以隨心所欲的選擇。