背景音樂:(She Loves You by Beatles)

坐在沙發上，我忙著上網，老爺忙著看電視。兩人一邊一國，互不侵犯，自得其樂。

突然一陣異味傳來，老媽子沈溺於部落格裡的悲歡離合，喜怒哀樂，頭抬也不抬的就說了:[你很臭吔(you stink)。]

老爺眼睛盯著電視，有些抱歉的說:[我知道啦(I know)。]

走進臥室廁所，又是一陣異味，老媽子忍不住抱怨一聲:[你怎麼那麼會排瓦斯啊!(You are so gassy!)]

老爺有些抱歉的說:[我知道啦。今天吃太多豆類了。(I know, I had too many beans.)]

走進床邊就聞到一陣異味，老媽子一邊掀棉被搧風，一邊叨叨念:[  PeeEww!(本句無中文翻譯，反正就是形容對異味的不滿)]。老爺翻個身，嘴裡咕噥一聲，隨便伸起手，有氣無力的幫忙搧一下風。

結婚十多年來，我和老爺愈來愈常如此說起[情話]了！

哎，明明一樣是老爺，有時看起來就是達西先生（Ｍr. Darcy)，有時聞起來卻是瓦斯先生(Mr. Gassy)!

She Loves You 歌詞如下:


Chorus:
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Verse #1
You think you lost your love,
Well, I saw her yesterday.
It's you she's thinking of
And she told me what to say.

Bridge:
She says she loves you
And you know that can't be bad.
Yes, she loves you
And you know you should be glad.

Verse #2
She said you hurt her so
She almost lost her mind.
But now she said she knows
You're not the hurting kind.

Bridge:
She says she loves you
And you know that can't be bad.
Yes, she loves you
And you know you should be glad. Ooh!

Chorus:
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
And with a love like that
You know you should be glad.

Verse #3
Although it's up to you,
I think it's only fair,
Pride can hurt you, too,
Apologize to her

Bridge:
Because she loves you
And you know that can't be bad.
Yes, she loves you
And you know you should be glad. Ooh!

Chorus:
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah

Bridge:with a love like that
You know you sho-o-o-ould
Be Glad!



Bridge:with a love like that
You know you sho-o-o-ould
Be Glad!


Ending:
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah Ye-ah.