島上沒有臉書的日子怎麼過？

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Boy:Well, here we are, deserted on this island. I didnt know this is the punishment for using Facebook in office.

男生：咱們被遺棄在這荒島上了。我沒想到上班時間用臉書的懲罰是這樣的。

Girl:I didnt either. But look at the bright side, I treat this as a paid vacation.

女生：我也沒想到。可是樂觀點，把這當成是有薪假吧。

Boy:They said they would pick up us in 7 days, and if we survive, they will be convinced that we are not addicted to the social network.

男生：他們說將在七天後回來。如果我們能撐過，他們就相信我們沒有臉書成癮。

Girl:Only 7 days? I wish they came here later than that. I hate to go back to the civilized world any time soon.

女生：才七天？我希望他們晚點回來。我不想太早回到文明的世界去。

Boy:But how do we survive? First of all, we need to have something to eat!

男生：但是我們如何生存呢？首先，我們必須有東西吃。

Girl:Not to worry, let me ask a bird to send a letter to my friends in Air Force, and they will drop supplies to us

女生：別擔心，讓我叫飛鳥送信給我在空軍的朋友，他們收到後會空投補給下來的。

Boy:Can you also ask them to drop me a satellite smartphone so I can use Facebook?

男生：妳能叫他們順便空投衛星電話嗎？這樣我又能用臉書了。

Girl:Not a problem, But Id rather go sightseeing along the coastline. Please be aware that the battery can only last a few hours

女生：沒問題，可是我寧可沿海岸線走走看風景。別忘了電話電池只能撐幾小時。

Boy:Gee, then I dont know what to do after a few hours. Is it possible to ask your friends to drop a generator too, such that I can recharge the phone?

男生：那我就不知道幾小時後該怎麼辦了。妳能請妳的朋友也空投發電機下來嗎？這樣我就能為電話充電了。

Girl:My friend says he can help to drop all of your Facebook friends here to have a party with you. But, I wonder if that is what you want.

女生：我朋友說他能把你所有臉書的朋友全空投下來陪你，可是那真會是你要的嗎？